10 Totally Unethical Life Hacks For the A**holes of the World

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  • 01
    Gadget - [-] Moke_Smith 473 points 13 hours ago Had new phone in back pocket. Sat down without thinking, cracked screen. Next day, received call from provider asking if I was sure I didn't want protection plan I had declined. I told him he was a good salesman and accepted. Returned phone for new one two weeks later. Cancelled protection plan
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    Motor vehicle - [-] human-mk7152 108421 842 points 18 hours ago I got a parking ticket my first or second semester at a junior college (can't remember anymore). The ticket came in a little unmarked and unsealed envelope. Instead of getting a permit, I put that envelope back under my windshield wiper every morning so they thought they had already given me a ticket. I did that for 2 or 3 semesters before eventually transferring. So, paid one$30 ticket for over a year of school parking. AMG
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  • 03
    Text - -] AngelicTears91 551 points 21 hours ago If your laundry machine is one where you set the quarters into a bar and push the bar in, you can substitute the coins for those thin, two hole coffee straws. Essentially, while slowly pushing the bar in, you have to slide the straws deeper while pushing them downward so that they push the pins in. Eventually, the bar will slide in completely and you'll be able to pull it out, with some force, for a free load.
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  • 04
    Product - [] DirtySoapFlakes 330 points 16 hours ago I don't know if this counts but I have an obnoxious coworker that never stops talking so I started sticking my hands in the hand-dryers every time he spoke to me (situated in our workplace for hygiene reasons) so I couldn't hear him and now he's just doesn't bother trying anymore
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  • 05
    Text - [-] hills03 405 points 17 hours ago Use the self pay kiosk at the movies. Instead of the regular adult I choose the senior. I would do the child but usually watching something R rated. The 15 year old ripping your ticket at the cinema rarely would check. If they do you just play dumb and pushed the wrong button. Saves a few bucks.
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  • 06
    Hand - [-] rancideyes 94 points 13 hours ago For a cheap/er airline ticket, buy a ticket to a less travelled place with a layover in your actual destination.
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  • 07
    Physical fitness - [-] Mayer101jake 3 points 11 hours ago My friend pays for a gym membership, you can get into the gym at any time with just swiping the barcode on the back of your members pass on the scanner at the door. There's no staff there past 8 anyway, I took a photocopy of his membership, got it laminated and I've been using it for the past 5 months :
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  • 08
    Product - -] silvergun_superman 2548 points 22 hours ago I once got a parking ticket and instead of paying it I dipped it in water, crumpled it up, and had my gf bring it to the police station a week later saying she found it on the street. I went online to see if the citation was still there and it was gone.
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  • 09
    Product - There was a website that offered a 25% discount code on everything they sold. This included gift certificates to that very website.. Bought the gift certificates, then used those gift certificates AND the discount code to buy more gift certificates. They honored the transactions but I did feel guilty about it. [-] stpauler 1 point 4 hours ago MusicaNG Aitlon cohen ilm LL
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  • 10
    Text - [- peachdoughnut 513 points 16 hours ago I've kept my room key so I can pool crash the MGM on other trips to Vegas. They don't scan your room key, the attendant just needs to see it.
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